WHY DID THE CHiCKEN CROSS THE ROaD ??

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Robert Boyle : She had been under too much pressure at home.

Marie Curie : She was radiating with enthusiasm as she crossed the road.

Thomas Edison : She thought it would be an illuminating experience.

Karl Gauss : Because of the magnetic personality of the rooster on the other side.

Hawking

A1: The first seconds made the universe in such a way that chickens cross the road.

A2: There exist numerous parallel universes in which the same chicken is in differing stages of crossing the road. Only when one of the chickens has completed crossing the road do their ave functions coallesce.

Albert Einstein : Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your point of view. The chicken did not cross the road - it transcended it.

Gustav Hertz : Lately, its been crossing with greater frequency.

Galileo : To get a better look at the stars.

Johannes Kepler : He crossed in an arc, not a straight line.

Lemaître : He crossed with a big bang.

Newton

1) Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.

2) It was pushed on the road.

3) It was pushed on the road by another chicken, which went away from the road.

4) It was attracted to a chicken on the other side of the road.

Ohm : There was more resistance on this side of the road.

Pascal : It was pressured to cross the road.

Wolfgang Pauli : There already was a chicken on this side of the road.

James Watt : It thought it would be a good way to let off steam.

Aristotle

A1 : It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

A2 : The other side of the road was its natural place.

A3 : To actualize its potential